Coming soon to a theater near you...Ebert and Roper give it two thumbs up. Way up. Well, 
they may not have been thumbs. Would putting their toes up signify the same thing as their thumbs? Who ever dictated that a thumb up is a good thing anyway? Rebel against the system!! *puts two pinkies up*
they may not have been thumbs. Would putting their toes up signify the same thing as their thumbs? Who ever dictated that a thumb up is a good thing anyway? Rebel against the system!! *puts two pinkies up* I love a movie with a happy ending. The weeping can finally end...starving children in Africa can finally feast...cats and dogs can give each other a big hug, and perhaps put a down payment on a small apartment. The ancient evil has been overcome...and we didn't even need Bruce Willis! Although...it wouldn't have hurt...
No no...Bruce Willis has been replaced by an innocent young man...whose head has not yet been shaved. His glasses reflect not only his kind heart...but his intelligence. What name does this kind creature go by? Well, we never really cared to find out. We call him "IT Co-op Guy". And really...he is the heroine of the movie.
Watch IT Guy as he battles said ancient evil known as "The Evil Work FireWall" (aka Kevin Bacon) with only his bare hands. And just when all seems hopeless...just as the last glint of light is about to fall out of his glasses...true love triumphs. Either that or he just came downstairs and changed the port settings on my computer to completely bypass the firewall. You know...one of the two.
Euan...we owe our lives and happiness to IT Co-Op Guy. He has given us the means to communicate again, and has therefore broken the chains that bound us. I should bring him something nice back from Scotland. Like a kilt. Or a lock of Braveheart's hair or something. Cause really...who is the real hero here??
That being said...it's Saturday...I'm online all day...so come online and rejoice with me!
"They had made it...and there was much rejoicing. Hunger soon took over, so they ate Sir Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing."
Watch IT Guy as he battles said ancient evil known as "The Evil Work FireWall" (aka Kevin Bacon) with only his bare hands. And just when all seems hopeless...just as the last glint of light is about to fall out of his glasses...true love triumphs. Either that or he just came downstairs and changed the port settings on my computer to completely bypass the firewall. You know...one of the two.Euan...we owe our lives and happiness to IT Co-Op Guy. He has given us the means to communicate again, and has therefore broken the chains that bound us. I should bring him something nice back from Scotland. Like a kilt. Or a lock of Braveheart's hair or something. Cause really...who is the real hero here??
That being said...it's Saturday...I'm online all day...so come online and rejoice with me!
"They had made it...and there was much rejoicing. Hunger soon took over, so they ate Sir Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing."
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